Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Get Conjunctivitis, I did!

Are you tired of groups of swarming people? Long hard work days? being hounded by colleagues and co-workers? Are you over stressed and under pressure and is everyone vying for your attention? Do you find people don't take you seriously anymore? Try new and improved Pink Eye! Thats right folks, Conjunctivitis! With this lovely little infection no one will want to be near you. You'll be pressed to take the day off from whatever job you have and you can easily excuse yourself from any hefty social obligations. Not to mention the unsettling nature of your new menacing red eye will make people not only listen to you but fear you in a similar way one might fear a rabid dog or an overly large spider.  But thats not all, you can also use the green gooey stuff that drips out of your eye at frequent intervals as a great adhesive for small household fixes! 

Pink Eye - All the cool kids are doing it!
Get yours today!


Rebeca Acosta said...

get better . BIG HUG.

The Invisible Hand said...
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Zac Max said...

that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Anonymous said...

It sucks. I had it, remember? I still have a lingering eye irritation and infection that has taken three doctors to diagnose, and still it has to heal fully. I hope you do not suffer the same fate.


Rebeca Acosta said...

damn you caught me, i though i could just slide the caring in there without anyone noticing. I really can't get much past you.

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